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You'd think it'd have been stopped short long ago with all the pot, cell phones, coffee and knees to the groin, but somehow my swimmers persevered. Somewhere a god shudders whenever I announce the impending arrival of our baby, currently known as Bug. We won't know if bug is a he or a she until it pops out, so we like to imagine that it's just a big ol' cockroach wriggling around in there.
Wanna see Bug?
We're damn excited about this whole baby thing, and we're glad that we've got freinds who are knocked up too. 'Tis the season. We don't have any family locally, so we don't have any built-in babysitters like some folks, so if you feel like watching the kid for a while, let us know... We'll give Bug to anyone that rings the doorbell wearing pants.Top-rated baby names
Why should celebrities be the only ones who give their kids rad names like "apple" and "blanket". here's a list of our favorite names so far:
- Tax Deduction Carlson
- Way Cool Jr.
- Poopy Pants Micro
- Mini Mailman
- Sucky McBoobie
Family Guy
Maybe you've heard the rumors. Maybe you haven't. Maybe you don't participate in rumors, or care that I'm talking about them right now. Either way, I'm here to announce that I'm also engaged for marriage. We're not going to do another lemming ceremony that could finance a new car. We're going to do things the way we think they ought to be done for us. Luckily, Lariza is openminded as well, so look for the paparazzi to start showing up for pics of yours truely taking the walk in fall '08.