welcome
Well, now you've done it. You are at the home page of THE Andrew Carlson. And by landing on this here "home" page, you've proven that you are actually here on purpose. Somewhere, in the vast wasteland of intelligence that is the Department of Homeland Security, you've just landed on a list that will not get you a holiday card.
Read on if you must, but please sign this waiver releasing us from liability. Just print it out and fax it to us:I _______________________________(print your name) Do hereby release THE Andrew Carlson from all legal indemnity from damage incurred by progressing further into this website. By not turning off my computer and going outside, I understand that my pimply skin and monitor tan will not improve. Thanks, the lawyers make us do that.
whats new round these parts?
- I have a baby on the way
- I am engaged. In conversation. To the woman I'm going to marry.
- I drive a station wagon now. And actually enjoy it.
- I still get a lot of belly button lint, but no longer save it. See #2 above.
- I've cut down on my alcohol consumption. I now only drink on days that end in "y".
about the site
It's new, it's hip, it doesn't have any self-aggrandizing pictures on it. Love it or make me a new one.